奇趣英語(yǔ)笑話
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奇趣英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人(一)
我要出去
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
在凌晨?jī)牲c(diǎn)，酒吧店主鎖了店門(mén)，回家睡覺(jué)。他剛躺下幾分鐘，這時(shí)電話響了。“你早上幾點(diǎn)營(yíng)業(yè)?”他聽(tīng)到一位明顯已醉醺醺的男子的聲音。
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen," the owner shouted ,"there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in-"
店主非常氣憤，砰地一聲掛上電話又上床去睡。幾分鐘后又有一個(gè)電話，他聽(tīng)到還是那個(gè)聲音問(wèn)同樣的問(wèn)題。“聽(tīng)著，”店主嚷道，“不要問(wèn)我什么時(shí)候營(yíng)業(yè)，因?yàn)槲也粫?huì)讓你這種人進(jìn)----”
"I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out“
我不是想進(jìn)來(lái)，”那人打斷他的.話，“我要出去。”
奇趣英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人(二)
那個(gè)坑是我爸爸挖的
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. 維爾和比爾在爭(zhēng)吵，誰(shuí)的爸爸是更強(qiáng)壯的一個(gè)。
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?
維爾說(shuō)：“你知道太平洋嗎?
My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
那個(gè)坑是我爸爸挖的。”
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing.
比爾不屑地說(shuō)：“那沒(méi)什么。
You know the Dead Sea ?
你知道死海嗎?
My father's the one who killed it!"
那是我爸爸打死的。”
奇趣英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人(三)
您說(shuō)我該怎么辦?
A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .
一位男子來(lái)到醫(yī)生的辦公室。“醫(yī)生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您說(shuō)我該怎么辦?”他問(wèn)道。
"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.
“把勺子從咖啡杯里拿出來(lái)。”醫(yī)生回答說(shuō)。
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我要出去
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
在凌晨?jī)牲c(diǎn)，酒吧店主鎖了店門(mén)，回家睡覺(jué)。他剛躺下幾分鐘，這時(shí)電話響了。“你早上幾點(diǎn)營(yíng)業(yè)?”他聽(tīng)到一位明顯已醉醺醺的男子的聲音。
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen," the owner shouted ,"there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in-"
店主非常氣憤，砰地一聲掛上電話又上床去睡。幾分鐘后又有一個(gè)電話，他聽(tīng)到還是那個(gè)聲音問(wèn)同樣的問(wèn)題。“聽(tīng)著，”店主嚷道，“不要問(wèn)我什么時(shí)候營(yíng)業(yè)，因?yàn)槲也粫?huì)讓你這種人進(jìn)----”
"I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out“
我不是想進(jìn)來(lái)，”那人打斷他的.話，“我要出去。”
奇趣英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人(二)
那個(gè)坑是我爸爸挖的
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. 維爾和比爾在爭(zhēng)吵，誰(shuí)的爸爸是更強(qiáng)壯的一個(gè)。
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?
維爾說(shuō)：“你知道太平洋嗎?
My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
那個(gè)坑是我爸爸挖的。”
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing.
比爾不屑地說(shuō)：“那沒(méi)什么。
You know the Dead Sea ?
你知道死海嗎?
My father's the one who killed it!"
那是我爸爸打死的。”
奇趣英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人(三)
您說(shuō)我該怎么辦?
A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .
一位男子來(lái)到醫(yī)生的辦公室。“醫(yī)生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您說(shuō)我該怎么辦?”他問(wèn)道。
"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.
“把勺子從咖啡杯里拿出來(lái)。”醫(yī)生回答說(shuō)。
生活需要笑話，笑話能愉悅我們的心情，今天我們就一起來(lái)看看生活爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全笑破你的肚子吧!
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