經(jīng)典英語笑話集錦
這是一個(gè)有故事的家長
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幾則經(jīng)典英語笑話集錦(一)
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
牙科醫(yī)生：對(duì)不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?
牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了
幾則經(jīng)典英語笑話集錦(二)
Bring me the winner
Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
Well, bring me the winner then.
服務(wù)員，
這個(gè)龍蝦只有一只爪。
對(duì)不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。
哦， 那給我那個(gè)打贏的吧。
幾則經(jīng)典英語笑話集錦(三)
During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talkingto the girl sitting behind him.
"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.
"OK," the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
計(jì)算機(jī)課上，老師批評(píng)一個(gè)男生，因?yàn)樗秃筮叺呐f話。
“我只不過問她一個(gè)問題。”男生說。
“如果你有問題，問我好了。”老師說道。
“那好吧，”這個(gè)男生說，“周五晚上你愿意和我一起出去嗎?”
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