英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯大全2017
笑話大多揭示生活中乖謬的現(xiàn)象，具有諷刺性和娛樂(lè)性。其趣味有高下之分。小編你挑選了英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯大全笑破你的肚子，希望你會(huì)喜歡，一起來(lái)歡樂(lè)笑笑啊!
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯大全笑破你的肚子一
On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral procession was climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, when suddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open and the coffin slid out.
一個(gè)陰雨、悲慘的日子，有列送葬隊(duì)伍正沿著陡峭的山路向墓地前進(jìn)，這時(shí)突然間靈車的后門破開(kāi)，棺材滑出車外。
To the horror of the mourners, the casket hurtled down the hill, scattering motorists and pedestrians. At tremendous speed it leaped onto the sidewalk and barreled into a drugstore. It crashed into the counter and the lid flew open
令哀悼者大感驚恐的是，棺材滑下山坡，沖散了汽車和行人，接著它以高速?zèng)_上人行道并滾進(jìn)一家藥房，最后棺材撞到了柜臺(tái)里面，蓋子則崩開(kāi)了。
"For Heaven's sake," said the corpse to the astonished pharmacist, "give me something to stop this coffin. "
“看在老天的分上，”棺木中的尸體向驚魂未定的.藥劑師說(shuō)道:“給我一點(diǎn)東西把棺材停止下來(lái)。”
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯大全笑破你的肚子二
我沒(méi)有服藥
A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories.
有位理解能力相當(dāng)遲緩的老兄一直為便秘所苦，因此醫(yī)生給他一些利腸的栓劑。
A week later, the patient came back to tell the doctor that his condition had not improved.
一星期后病人回來(lái)告訴醫(yī)生，他的狀況尚未改進(jìn)。
"I'm amazed," said the doctor. " Have you been taking the medicine I prescribed for you?"
“我覺(jué)得好奇怪，”醫(yī)生說(shuō)。“你有沒(méi)有采用我開(kāi)給你的藥方呢?”
"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"
“你以為我做什么呢?難道要我把它們都塞進(jìn)屁股里嗎?”
"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass?"
“你以為我做什么呢?難道要我把它們都塞進(jìn)屁股里嗎?”
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